http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40483911.html

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgios they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/38645682.html


shit just got real

So I was watching Rock-A-Doodle last night and don't you wish more sentences began "So I was watching Rock-A-Doodle last night...?" "So I was watching Rock-A-Doodle last night and I'm pregnant." "So I was watching Rock-A-Doodle last night and Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States." All stories would become infinitely better. But I digress... So I was watching Rock-A-Doodle last night an I began wondering, what if you could vomit magic? Like, stick your finger down your throat and up comes magic? Kinda of like being a Bulimic but instead of crippling dissatisfaction of your body and a constant need to be in control, up came magic instead?


Clearly I have not thought this through.

Hey I have an idea, lets create a way for a person to pass their opinions off as fact and get other people to read and respond accordingly- I know, I'll call it a blog.

My favorite thing about Brooklyn Vegan is the fact that they make all their pictures of bands performing seem super cool and interesting like they're fucking playing out a stadium or some shit and then they show a shot of the crowd and there's like 5 people in it, all looking bored.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27544441.html


my inbox o.O

"FTW" NEEDS TO DIE.


seriously you guys, quit it

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/23897096.html

can i get a hell yes?

Listen guys, this is your friend OverrMountains. I know I have said some hurtful things to all of you in the past and meant them but for someone to question my core beliefs in front of the world on the info-highway is something that makes me so sad that it makes me happy again on the circle wheel of emotions. Its a roller-coaster ride that is actually more like a ferris wheel. Anyway, if you're wondering, my core emotions are: honestly, plagiarism, friendliness (online), wisdom, caring, laughter, sadness, dinner, friends, integrity, magic, dedication, haircuts, decisions, arousal, laughing out loud, and quality and loving life to the fullest.

There are few things in life more precious than the valuable knowledge that can be gained from an informative book. Now, I am fairly racist on a fairly regular basis but today I don't care what color your skin is or what kind of crazy backward country you are from. Today should be a day to share the knowledge of wisdom with each other and share and laugh and play as children would play on a whimsical Halloween night of yesteryear. If you need drugs to have a good time (which most of us do anyway) I recommend taking a few of your drugs of choice and chasing them with a nice tall bowl of oatmeal and vodka and choke back the painful memories of your childhood out in the woods with everyone's mother -- thats right, I'm talking about big mama nature. Today is her day too and I suggest that you pick up your trash for once and put in a waste receptacle and save water for the whales to drink when they are thirsty from a long trek down the coast to Baja California. Good night mothers thank you for springing us forth from your loins.

omg u guys i made my first ever post to ontd this morning:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/23297156.html


omg~

Ladies and Gentleman,

I have just witnessed the single greatest achievement of mankind to date.

The Great Pyramids of Egypt. The Sistine Chapel. The Mona Lisa. Citizen Kane. Juno. I have seen them all, and it can rival none of these things.

Because today, it was my great pleasure to watch Big Trouble in Little China.









No words are needed. It simply must be experienced to be able to truly understand the definition of art.

AND WHEN YOU GAZE LONG INTO THE ABYSS - THE ABYSS ALSO GAZES BACK INTO YOU.

ugh this is my new journal because ontd banned me from commenting.